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Why this shouldn't be said:
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Hello to all of you out there in listener land!
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Well, I don't live in "listener land!"
And I'm NOT "all of you!"
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Makes listeners feel like part of a crowd
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And thanks to our lovely newsreader, Angela. She's looking drop-dead
gorgeous today!
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Angela's a professional. Isn't that what you're supposed to be?
Such comments are sexist and patronizing.
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Sexist
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Whoops! Finger trouble again --we've just got a new computer in
the studio--so do bear with me!
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Why should I? I expect YOU to do your job. I've got problems of
my own!
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Unprofessional and amateurish
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Well, I seem to have run out of time again. Join me again tomorrow.
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WHY have you run out of time? Shouldn't you be watching the clock?
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Amateurish
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And here's a special song for my boyfriend, Sipho. He'll know why
it's special.
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Why should I be excluded just because you want to send a private
message to what's-his-name?
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Private message
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Well, let's go off to the marketplace for a few messages from our
sponsors.
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Oh, commercials. I'll go and make a cup of coffee. Maybe I'll
just switch off.
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Commercial alert
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